really bad crack!fic

I won't be watching BSG until Monday, b/c I just can't stay up that late, watch a show as tense as BSG, then expect to get any rest before the week begins. So instead of random thoughts about TV, I'll post this. I wrote this in late December and figured it was too hideous to see the light of day; it's still fairly awful, but no one's forcing you to click. Based on a promo pic for "Rapture" (see pic here) in which an item of clothing caught my attention. I am apparently obsessed with clothes. Leoben was, in fact, wearing the same red cargo pants in "Flesh and Bone." I don't know if he will actually see Kara in "Rapture," but he likes to be prepared...

title: Red Pants
characters: Leobens/pants
spoilers: through 3.11 "Rapture" (unless they decide to delete his scenes again--augh!)
about 600 words

Gratuitous parentheses and other irregular punctuations abound. And I really can't write comedy. You've been warned more than once.

( Red Pants )