I've been missing out

I started watching Jupiter Ascending for the first time, and it is exactly as bonkers as everyone has said. Mila Kunis is space royalty! We know this because the bees can sense it--that's what bees were genetically designed to do! Channing Tatum is a beige rectangle, but a charming sort of beige rectangle. He surfs through the air with his magic space boots. Eddie Redmayne dramatically whispers everything, and somehow he's the exact opposite of Marius in Les Miserables, and it is HILARIOUSLY AWFUL.

I'm gonna watch the second hour tomorrow night!