Carter and Reese. Secret affair! Trying to pretend that there's nothing more between them than convenient sex! Heaping piles of angst that most baby-fic fans will hate! Sorta-kinda fix all the members of Team Machine at the end!

*headdesk*

Seriously, though, it's like my brain is conspiring against me to make me write the most ridiculous thing imaginable. WHY AM I SO BUSY SHIPPING THESE TWO WHEN I DON'T EVEN WANT IT TO HAPPEN ON THE SHOW?!? This isn't what I do. Er, did.