Paint it bright orange? Whose idea was this?! And you had to do the painting? Bleh. I had a friend paint her own classroom, but that's because our district didn't repaint it (it desperately needed it) and she decided she wanted her own color anyway.

Self-promo fic. I'm shocked, shocked that you haven't read it yet. Didn't I give you plenty of reasons? Also, real life clearly should take second place to all fic-related activities. *cracks whip*

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