BSG madlibs

malkingrey explains the cycle of fandom here. It all makes sense now, doesn’t it?

(mulls over posting about my favorite female character tomorrow)

That BSG Madlibs meme resulted in this:

Dear Leoben,
I am writing to tell you that I told everyone you were the dying leader because the voices told me to do it. I hope you can accept that my love of algae noodles is what makes me so attracted to you. If you could return those pictures of me posing against a raider I’d really appreciate it and in return I promise to let you have access to our secret love child, though it won’t be easy if you start talking to that imaginary person in your head. If anyone finds out, we’ll airlock them.

Lots of cuddles,
Captain Apollo

( you've probably already seen this, but the instructions are under the cut )