BSG: some unfinished fics

It's clean up the hard drive day! I have several unfinished fics (mostly for Battlestar Galactica) that are going to stay unfinished--some for good reason. Before I delete them, I'm posting any coherent snippets here.

You're welcome. *laughs*

First up: Lee, post-finale ( the start of something bigger (only I never wrote past the start) )

Something that might be a snippet I started as a remix story... I don't even remember for sure! Therefore I shouldn't cross-post it anywhere anyway, right? Kara and Helo, pre-mini series (hints at future Dualla/Helo)
( blackmailing for chocolate )

Crossover! The Tenth Doctor and D'Anna Biers. Set post-finale for BSG. Post season four for Ten, in the middle of those specials and before his death tour. Or maybe during the death tour, I don't remember now. Oh, and the companion D'Anna met once before was Martha.( last of their kind )

Another crossover: BSG and Firefly. Set post-Serenity and whenever for BSG. Anytime is a good time to redeem Boomer, right? (Though with the references to dead cylon bodies floating in space, mid-season two would make sense.)
( 'I thought the cylons up and left this quadrant' )

another unfinished fic: the Leoben crackfic edition

Crossover silliness: Battlestar Galactica plus The Muppet Show, Pushing Daisies and The Pretender
warnings for karate-chopping, talking while eating, hypothetical stalking, and bad fashion choices. And guns used on cylons who will just come back and choose the same ugly shirt.

At some point I was going to try and write a Buffy crossover, but it involved Spike and I just didn't have the nerve to write Spike and Leoben in the same story... ( sorry about this )